Which is worse: Reese Witherspoon's "Do you know my name?" or Jennifer Aniston's "bridezilla" wedding delay?
I've been a Witherspoon fan for a long time -- "Sweet Home, Alabama" and "Legally Blonde" are two of my favorite "chick flicks" -- and I was never a "Friends" fan, especially with all the drama about Aniston and her "The Rachel" hairdo.
But there's no accounting for the taste of the masses as the trials and tribulations of both dominate what's trending online on Tuesday night.
By now everyone knows that Witherspoon and her husband Jim Toth were stopped by police in Atlanta early Friday morning and he was arrested for DUI. She tried to defend her husband by playing the "Do you know who I am?" card.
Bad answer, in my opinion. Only thing worse she could have said is "Do you know who my father is?"
She got herself arrested for disorderly conduct when she got out of the car which, by the way, was a Ford Fusion, not some fancy-schmancy Mercedes or Porsche.
What she actually said was "Do you know my name?" to which the police officer replied, "No, I don't need to know your name."
Then she said "You're about to find out who I am" and later said "You are going to be on the national news."
It goes on and I feel badly for her because she's a "fixer" and she was just trying to help her husband. I don't think it was all about "Hollywood arrogance."
Now, Aniston, in my opinion, is another matter.
Ever since Brad Pitt left Aniston -- his wife of five years -- for Angelina Jolie, we've been inundated with how Aniston is doing, how she is feeling, who's she dating now? They were divorced in 2005.
OK, is she the first woman ever to have a man leave her for another woman? And personally, Brad Pitt has never been in my Top 50. I'm more of a John Ritter or Tommy Lee Jones kinda girl.
But I digress.
I bring Aniston, 44, up because she was back in the "news" Tuesday because her upcoming wedding is suffering a delay because she and fiancé Justin Theroux are apparently a "bridezilla and a groomzilla."
The Daily Mail stated Tuesday that the couple just can't agree on what size their wedding should be. Aniston wants a big Hollywood bash, which could be because she wants to top "Brangelina's" upcoming wedding.
But Theroux, 41, thinks that it would be best to have a smaller, more intimate ceremony. Apparently neither one of them will give in to the other's wishes, so the wedding will be delayed for a few months.
Now doesn't that sound like a great start?
Aniston said she hasn't even picked out her wedding dress yet, so maybe she is waiting to see what Angelina is going to wear.
Now I ask you, why are people even interested in Aniston? I only wrote about this because I am flummoxed.